You are a ninja, even if you don't realize it. Thankfully he wasn't drunk enough to let that slip out. Instead he shook his head. "Ashiko-san, you're describing a soldier. Most maids stay at home and do...well, they do maid things, but I can see that would never satisfy you. A loyal soldier in the field is invaluable to any man, I supposed..." Itachi considered taking another drink and decided his joints felt loose enough as it was. He might slide under the table if he drank much more.

"You know, after all these years you've never told me who your Danna-sama is," Itachi added. He didn't have to worry about being too nosy now, did he? He'd be gone in a few hours, probably right after they finished eating.