"I actually hope I am, if that's strange." He was sure someone had once told him a few tricks to sobering up quickly, but he couldn't remember them. He probably hadn't paid a lot of attention, assuming he would never get drunk enough to need it. Itachi tried to sit up straighter. Ashiko obviously thought he was an idiot for babbling on about the running away together thing. She'd probably be less shocked if he said he was trying to decide whether or not to kill her.

"And what makes people sober up? I'm as naive in this matter as I was about travel when you first met me." Itachi blinked. His head still felt very heavy.