That was honestly a policy that Sasuke could follow more himself -- it would definitely get him fewer bags of candy thrown into his face, at least. He should take notes from Itachi on how to more convincingly get their cousin off his back. Not that he hated Obito's tendency toward overbearing concern, exactly, but at Sasuke's age it was also a tendency toward embarrassing concern.

"Sure," he said, breaking off that train of thought in favour of one much more interesting. "We can conspire to make sure you don't traumatize foreign genin, and our cousin won't be able to haul either of us in for a wellbeing check."