Kakashi gave the sudden appearance of the bird a look like it had just deeply insulted him and every one of his ancestors, and pressed a little more into the corner of his kitchen. There weren't many places he could dodge to in order to escape the birds beady gaze, and without peripheral vision at the other side of his head, it was a little difficult to just keep an eye on the progress of the feathered fiend.

"Uhh...it-" he mumbled slowly, stalling as he concentrated on the bird that was doing an excellent job of shaking him up. He was trying to be a supportive elder here and the bird was making it incredibly difficult.

"It.. works differently for everyone, but in my experience, yes." He awkwardly flailed an arm out to see if he could shock the bird enough for it to find the floor more appealing. "At the very least it's simple science, and it's preferable.. Your choices are this, or I drag you back out into the sunshine for a few laps around the village and a course of high-intensity training to burn the alcohol out of your system." Despite his predicament his voice remained almost level, but he knew it would be impossible for him to fix up the cure he'd been intending to make with a bird on the counter... and there didn't seem to be an easy way to make it leave.