Prey instinct had kicked in from Kakashi's cagey behaviour; the sudden movement made the bird's wings flare for a moment before settling again with a disapproving ruffle. Fortunately for his sometimes-sensei, Sasuke took the pause in Kakashi's words to notice where his summons had gone and leaned across the space to lift the bird back to his shoulder with a frown and a scolding: "You know you're not supposed to walk around where human food goes, Hoori."

It earned him a butt on the side of his head (wince-worthy with the headache already happening) and Kakashi a disdainful tilt of the goshawk's head, but Sasuke and bird leaned out of Kakashi's space with a vague apology, followed immediately by a look of abject horror at the alternative.

"Sunshine and laps," he repeated, sounding like taking a blow to the head might be preferable. "I'll try the sugar first, thanks."