Sasuke knows Obito well enough by now to be fully aware that whenever their sensei adopted that particular everything will be fine, this is all totally normal! tone, things were definitely neither fine nor normal. Any bar that would allow obviously underage shinobi in would be shady enough, and any that would allow a pair that were as obvious as himself and Hinata ... was Obito planning to pull rank to get in?

It doesn't escape Sasuke's notice that Hinata looks and sounds thoroughly unsure about the whole thing as well. They've known each other too long for her unhappy stance to be anything close to subtle, and after a moment of frowning at her, Sasuke reaches out and grabs Obito's arm, pulling him slightly to the side to glare at him.

"Sensei, you know how Hiashi can get." He keeps his voice low, pitched a little out of Hinata's range of hearing. "Do you really think this is a good idea?"